Jesus was Way Cool!
Jesus was way cool. Everybody loved Jesus. Everybody wanted to hang out with Him. Anything He wanted to do, He
did. He turned water into wine, and if He wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or
vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on water and swam on land. He was way cool. He would tell these stories and people
would listen. That's way cool. If you were blind or lame or deaf, you'd just go to Jesus and he'd put His hand on you and
you'd be healed.
Jesus could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. He could've danced better than Baryshnikov. He could've played the
guitar better than Jimi Hendrix. He could've baked the most delicious cake anyone ever tasted. Jesus could've been funnier
than any comedian you can think of. He was way cool. He told people to eat His body and drink His blood. That's way cool.
Jesus was way cool! But then some people got jealous of how cool He was, and they killed Him. But then He rose from the dead
and danced around and then went up to Heaven. That's so cool! Jesus was way cool! No wonder there are so many Christians!