George Carlin
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Disclaimer:

(Taken based on George Carlin's "Doin' It Again" special on HBO.)

I would like to begin this page with an opening disclaimer. Because of the FCC, I'm never sure what it is I am allowed to say, so I now have my own official policy.

This is the language you will not see on this page. You will not see me type "bottom line," "game plan," "role model," "scenario" or "hopefully." I will not "kick back," "mellow out," or "be on a roll." I will not "go for it" or "check it out." I don't even know what "it" is. And when I am done here at the computer, I will definitely not "boogie." I promise not to refer to any one as a "class act," a "beautiful person," or a "happy camper." I will also not be saying, "what a guy." And you will not hear me refer to anyone's lifestyle. If you want to know what a moronic word lifestyle is all you have to do is realize that in a technical sense, Attila the Hun had an active, outdoor lifestyle.
And I will not be writing any cute things like "moi?" And I will not use the French adverb "tre" to modify any English adjectives. Such as "tre-awesome," "tre-narly," "tre-faboo," "tre-intense," "tre-outta-sight.
I will not say "concept" when I mean "idea." I will not say "impacted" when I mean "affected." There will be no "hands-on state-of-the-art networking." We will not "maximize, prioritize, or finalize" and we will definitely not "interface."
There will also be no new-Age lingo written here. No support group jargon from the human potential movement. For instance, I will not "share anything" with you. I will not "relate" to you, and you will not "identify" with me. I will give you no "input" and I will expect no "feedback." This will not be a "learning experience" nor will it be a "growth period." There will be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing. We will not establish a relationship, we will not have any meaningful dialogue and we will definitely not spend any "quality time." We will not "be supportive of each other so that we can get in touch with our feelings in order to feel good about ourselves." And if you are one of those people who needs a little space, please go the fuck somewhere else.

In other words, there is may be some offensive language and things on the pages that follow, but you don't have to read them.


Also, the information on these pages are not my own, but taken from George Carlin’s book Napalm and Silly Putty

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