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London police fired warning shots over the heads of rioters today. Unfortunately, they killed six members of the royal family
watching from a balcony.
A Kentucky man has been arrested for making an unauthorized deposit in a sperm bank.
Out at the lake in City Park, police have arrested a one-armed man who was bother the other boaters by continuously rowing in a
circle.
Twenty-six people were killed this morning when two funeral processions collided. Police say the list of fatalities does not
include the two people who were already dead.
Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no
known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.
A man who was attempting to walk around the world drowned today on the first leg of his journey, which would have taken him from
San Francisco to Honolulu.
A New Hampshire inventor has developed a machine he claims will grant him any wish. Reporters were greeted at his home by
hundreds of naked women who said they had been blowing him for the last six months.
Here are the results of the Blind Person's Golf Tournament. The winner was Johnny Dowling, with 2,829 strokes, just enough to
beat Larry Powell, who lost any chance he may have had when he took a 612 on the final hole, including 115 separate putts.
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